Thursday 26 July 2012

Fake Nails


Fake nails, fake boobs
and bait hair extensions.
Showing your best efforts
but failing not to mention

all the lengths you go to
to generate attention
from an ill fated man,
who likes a girl with a tan,

likes a girl to look expensive,
likes a girl who's not demented,
likes a girl who wont prevent him
from expressing his best intentions.

Likes a girl without a group of friends
who have been turned against him.
Likes an independant lady
who is honest and never shady
who wont blackmail him with a baby

Just to get his attention daily
and who doesnt have a tendency
to sit in front of the tv
making him watch ITV3,

shows about Peter and Katie,
Towie and Coronation Street,
Snog marry avoid,
Made in chelsea,

Glamour girls, neighbours
And the OC,
Dont tell the bride
and come dine with me.

Unreal shit like its not meant to be.
You sit down and take it,
she lays down and fakes it.
Dont be mistaken,
it's a fool that shes making

Shes always asking if you think shes fat.
If you say yes, she'll give you a slap
it's long to be living with questions like that
so leave her, get rid, don't take all that quack.


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